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big question. The big question of course is a podcast that gives you too much information about how whoever your favorite Batman is you are wrong wrongs are wrong so you get nothing you lose good day Sir we got the data to prove it My friends. I’m Eric Voss here with me is my good friend Tommy bechtold hello good to see you to be here good to see you as well cheers cheers Hmm I’m ready to talk they’re gonna even say what they gonna do. She asked me the whole thing and I didn’t even do a what we’re celebrating this coming week because it’s gonna be DC’s fandom event where we’re finally gonna get some details about things like James Gunn Suicide, Squad Matt, Reeves, the Batman and Zack Snyder’s Justice League cut for HBo Max it’s gonna. Be very interesting to see which Batman wins this weekend because both of them are very highly anticipated, Is it going to be Batfleck Is it gonna be battenson either way you’re wrong.

Youre Wrong Because In The World Of Dc

there are right and there are wrong answers and everyone’s wrong 100 of the time hit me with that question. Tom all right Eric I have been wondering as have most of our fans and then trip lightly on this which Batman is the best Batman Oh okay um. This is a crazy question to ask right, but it’s also crazy because yes we know everyone’s kind of been waging this nerdy debate for years and years and years and we’ve even kind of talked about it before, but we’re going to do it differently because we want to be nerdy and quantitative about things as always we’re going. to do our best to remove our personal whim? Would you like to do this exercise with us and pull out your own trauma strands pull out your own problems that are choking we’re going to check our opinions at the door and we’re not gonna think about whether or not a certain batman spoke to us individually at a certain time in our lives or continues to speak to us in reoccurring dreams that we don’t really tell too many people about you ready to go fight some crime. Let’s go find some crime.

What Do You Say Not Even Our Therapists

that we don’t go to no that’s true here’s what we’re gonna do um we’re gonna go through all the live-action Cinematic Batman that we’ve seen and we’re gonna rate each of them on six categories as as data-driven as we can first important category that every. to have is intelligence it’s the world’s greatest detective right so instead of superpowers. Batman has a brain um. He also has billions of dollars, but he has a brain and he knows how to spend the money wisely so really we want to ask is this Batman appropriately clever for his world now We’re also going to look at of course fighting skills because Batman packs a punch. Sometimes he packs a power he’s got to be fun to watch fight yeah.

Hes A Superhero At The End Of The

day how fun is this Batman to watch in the ring that’s I think that’s only fair um the third thing we’re gonna look at is the gear okay. So Batman is about his toys so that includes the batmobile the suit the weapons the Bat cave of that movie is it all very cool cool and by cool. I mean is it like a a creative mix of tech that works practically in cool ways, just beyond the mere visual spectacle. If some Batman is just all about the look, but like is it both the look and the way it works in the story in cool ways. The fourth dimension theatrics.

So Batman Is A Performer And

a sociopath. He’s gotta be versatile Yeah He’s gotta both strike fear into the hearts of criminals as Batman, but he also must fool those other gothamites as the convincing egotistical Bruce Wayne identity Yeah so it’s important when you’re considering any Batman it’s not just Batman. It’s also how well they do the Bruce wayne side of it, but also there’s a third dimension that I think a lot of us overlook is like the true Bruce Wayne in between those two who is he when he’s alone sulking. In the batcave talking to Alfred is there like another third distinct identity there that we can relate with because that’s gotta be the Batman who like tugs at our heartstrings and we want to see succeed not that not the crazy fearful silhouette and not the smug bleep billionaire There’s the third guy and I think a good the best batman’s play all three agreed, although I do enjoy the traipsing around the fountain version of Bruce Wayne with supermodels that is my favorite Bruce Wayne and also a dream of mine that’s the one you relate with because you’re still playing that whole American dream game that’s right you think that trickle down’s going to trickle right down to you, but it’s right it stays in those rich people’s fountains and it never flows anywhere else. I won’t rest until every citizen has a fountain and three super.

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that’s my campaign promise I believe in Tommy all right so the fifth dimension and this one’s a bit harder to define, but I think it’s very very important comics thematic accuracy, so Yes Batman comics have evolved and they shifted in tone over the decades. There’s lots of different versions of Batman in the comics, but at the heart of all Batman comics are some constants some values. Batman’s a loner. Batman’s vengeful. He’s a vigilante, but he doesn’t kill you know he usually values human life enough because he doesn’t want to cross that line into the rest of the rogues gallery.

Also Hes Got Hes A Man

of ego. He sleeps around and simply he just knows how to work a cow and at the end of the day that that’s a very very important thing for all for all cinematic. Batman and the sixth thing we opened up to the audience. We have an audience score that we put up on our community channel, but we will be waiting those percentages because we realize most of our subs are really young mainstreamers. You guys have officially made me lose my marbles us for these answers and yeah we don’t like raw, unchecked mob rule and a lot of people don’t know who Kevin Conroy is um because they’re born here we’ll be fair.

Were Taking Your Vote Into Account, But Were

not gonna let it dominate it okay we’re suppressing your vote, which is also the American dream. We’re bringing that electoral college back and we will not be allowing vote by mail for this you will not be voting by mail. You gotta show up in person No mask and scream your name all right let’s start really at. The bottom no surprises here George Clooney Batman. He was in one movie Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin so starting with intelligence.

We Rated Him A Two Out Of Ten

because this is Batman had his stupidest yeah. He really lets Mr. Freeze poison Ivy Bane get way too far in that insane plot to freeze Gotham and then like he’s smart at some moments but others. He really just lets his bat boner blind him after Ivy’s gorilla dance I guess he go. He gets some points because he figures out how to angle those satellites to Melt Gotham but I don’t know I think he’s pretty stupid.

What Do You Think I Couldnt Agree

more and I feel like this movie’s gonna be all about the visuals like there’s something like we’re gonna have Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze like we’re trying new things. This is like when. Like when a new animator comes in and draws your comics and it’s like those aren’t what they look like and like you try to be open-minded and I’ll be honest like every five years. I try and tell myself like you have to go back and watch Batman and robin like you have to go back and give it another chance and then like by the time Arnold Schwarzenegger gets his second cold theme pun out.

Im Like What Killed The Dinosaurs

the ice age man even as a kid. I felt condescended by things so yeah. I think that’s fair. I think that’s very fair yeah and unfortunately, this Batman is exactly as smart as the movie he’s in that’s not awfully Pc what about that person and then that applies to all the other categories as well fighting skills. It’s not fun to watch fight the nipples.

Butts The Sack Close-Ups Yeah, Can

we just get like close-ups of bulges Yeah! I love a good bulge close-up trust me, but even in the yeah. This move is gratuitous. He has a batman credit card. It’s like the campy 1960s Adam what’s Batman but none of the charm Yeah none of the charm yeah well because I i think it’s George Clooney’s obviously one of the most charming people alive. So you would think like Yeah, but I think probably in his mind.

He Had To Play Batman A

certain way and that was less like Adam West and more like he if he had played it like Adam West Batman it probably would have totally worked. He almost played it like Danny Ocean as batman like his take on that and I I mean I don’t want to spend too much time on cleaning that because yes. really good actor, but in this movie he just looks really bored and uncomfortable he really isn’t trying. He was also written to be a pretty lame character like his main emotional stakes are tied to Alfred’s sickness Yeah and Alfred doesn’t even die. It’s just really weird and then going to comic thematic accuracy.

I Gotta Give This A One Out

of ten just because really the only thing that makes this guy that we see Batman is that characters call him Batman and that he wears the cow but like yeah so i there’s really nothing that seems like this doesn’t even feel like a Batman movie and to be fair to Clooney. He did apologize in 2014. he admits that this movie was not right and he didn’t know what he was doing and he just took the role because he’s like well if someone offers you. Batman, you gotta take it and thank God! We made him feel compelled to apologize Thank God for all the things that has happened in his life. He’s like the thing.

I Really Feel That I Owe The Public

an apology for is making Batman and Robin I’m so sorry the nipples didn’t even produce milk What was the point of putting them on the suit. He did get a couple votes in the comments of our poll. So he gets an audience score of two out of ten, but in total out of a total score of 60 points. He gets eight so well not not great no surprises there but we do have some surprises in the next one on our list.

Val Kilmer Batman And Batman Forever.

He gets a nine out of ten for intelligence and here’s why he really deserves some credit for being one. of the Brainier Batmans we’ve seen if you go back and re-watch This movie, he is pretty smart throughout the film he shuts down enigma right away.

Summary

Eric Voss and Tommy Bechtold are back to New Rockstars! This is a podcast that gives you too much information about how whoever your favorite Batman is you are wrong wrongs are wrong . Be very interesting to see which Batman wins this weekend because both of them are very highly anticipated, Is it going to be Batfleck Is it gonna be battenson either way you’re wrong. You’re wrong because in the world of DC there are right and there are wrong answers and everyone’s wrong 100 of the time hit me with that question. I didn’t even do a what we’re celebrating this coming week because it’s gonna be DC‘s fandom event where we’re finally gonna get some details about things like James Gunn Suicide, Squad Matt, Reeves, the Batman and Zack Snyder’s Justice League cut for HBo Max . We’re going to do our best to remove our personal whim? Would you like to do this exercise with us and pull out your own problems that are choking?…. Click here to read more and watch the full video