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Mayor podcast He isn’t an Emmy award-winning writer. He’s written for inside Amy Schumer, Sacha Baron Cohen’s show who is America Horse and Pete He’s been on Comedy Central. He hosts the Can’t get right podcast for gas Digital network and he is touring with Louis J Gomez. You can actually see him June 25th at standup live in Phoenix, Kurt Metzger thank you so much for being here. Oh my God that’s very different from the other podcast Yes I had the full intro Yes.

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• kurt

This Was A Very Professional Info

intro where’s the other night we were just playing like Never have I ever like which is like a truth or dare UK you know drinking type show very fast and loose yeah We got weird. We talked about a lot of poop stuff Oh Yeah Yeah like that. Girlfriends of bleep copper Philia okay thank you guys are cool You were on the same show together um no that’s cool I just said it’s just getting really weird yeah yeah a lot of talking about poop I’m like what really I don’t know any stories like that it’s so bad so that I just like wait what yeah. It was a lot of poop talk but it was like it all started with never ever ever bleep my pants and then it really went to a dark place. No pun intended I noticed recently you had a little bit of drama.

I Mean Like You At This

point it’s interesting because you’ve been doing comedy for so long you’re such a proven talent. You hold on let me take a few drops of this indica look at that same I know we goddamn it what am I supposed. To doing here it’s good You got anything to calm yourself down. I was well. I quit smoking so and then if I have like a joint cuz, especially if I’m talking on a thing like I want to smoke something so a joint is a little better than a cigarette.

Im Trying To Not Good For You.

Yeah you do Oh smoke so bad it’s so great smoking so great. I like smoking like passing it around comics like that was kind of my favorite thing about it. I was like sharing it with friends, but now I feel like people are gonna be less into that well. I don’t care to share cigarettes.

I Want Just A Straight Up

my own cigarette Mm-hmm that I don’t share any of with anybody. Oh okay I can’t have my own I get really silly like I can have another joy. joint yeah joint you pass around okay I’m talking about tobacco. I wasn’t talking about weed like it’s so great like what am I a bleep kind of nerd Said I’m talking about tobacco the killer, So you need a cigarette yeah huge killer tobacco I oh my god I miss it it’s okay you’ll get over it it’ll the wanting will stop um you’ll be fine it’ll ever go I’ve ever smoked. I’m like yeah I know what I’m talking about over smokes It was um I did when I was in ninth grade and my sister caught me actually Yeah my sister caught me smoking at high school and she cried to my mom and like ratted on me and then they approached me about it and I felt so bad like I didn’t want to disappoint or upset my sister that’s why I stopped go there but.

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She Raised You As Her Own

yeah We were we were always really close, but I always was like you know I feel like I always feel like I had to protect her. You know Cuz I was like the more like knocking around the streets dirty your sister she was was She born with like flipper hands or something Oh yes yes she’s born with flipper hands so I had to feed her and but she taught me to swim so it really kind of you know balanced out yeah um a lot of people current have tried to cancel you over the years mostly from what it is you should know it’s always nothing it’s just not it’s it’s not it’s always nothing and now if you if you’re in this day and age trying to do that like it’s like saying I almost have to okay boomer. you nobody gives a bleep Yeah my dad that’s all done so even me talking about it is like helping whoever because what is is a thing of like I’m gonna get make a name for myself off the real estate of you and whatever your reputation but these are people the last bleep one which I maybe I mention them yeah it was not saying yeah. This is this is like a cheap like you know these are some kind of real estate hustler kind of people doing it It’s like a thing of it’s completely insincere and no but you think the trolls only talked about it because they want to elevate themselves well. I I don’t even know what role means honestly.

I Dont Because I Heard That Applied

to everybody but I’m talking about cancel if you’re in if you think you have the power to. Cancel someone you don’t well with trolls while controls are different roles are like trying to hurt your feelings. I don’t give a bleep about that that doesn’t bother me. I think it’s think you’re a bleep-up person. If you’re like and I demand that they not make money like bleep you so the backlash against that is now is gonna be pretty Swift like there’s a reason why Luis Gomez’s bleep Channel because he was at the right.

This The Beginning Of The Backlash Against All

that his fan base Yeah it really is. I find that like gasps digital compound media the people who actually care about funny over over being politically correct or making sure everyone’s feelings are okay like the best comedy is none of those things but nobody that’s like here’s what people get like the political correctness is only ruined like corporate like. Corporations things like everybody can podcast now right like now that I think like that I to get a to make that show of Kyle. I need to get a green screen. You know and it’s like really hard to get them.

Can You Talk About That Or Is It

everybody Oh yeah every starting there everybody starting their home podcast like the corporate there so that’s all the canceling thing is so exclusively like a corporate exact if you and as your sponsors were sponsoring you because of the bleep you of you, which is what gasps digital’s it’s not gonna bleep work out like. The closest thing was the one that happened with Louis where that’s the girl that hates fat people Oh yeah, what’s in the girl from Canada, Yeah Yeah, Nicole Arbour and she taught and she liked him. He lost the sponsorship for like a. week and they came back, but she did a whole set up of him to try to make a lot of stuff out to make him look bad Yeah, and also by the way the car boot is a dumb bleep who gives a bleep on what he had another talk to her. I don’t believe that got a bunch of what they call Simps.

I Guess Cuz Do Girls Like

that she seems like a bleep pink to women She comes across very not genuine superficial. I think yeah I only know about her from a woman trashing her writing about her yeah. I know about it so it’s gotta be guys that are like in love with that Yeah it liked it. Unfortunately, the majority of people she comes across like really attitude she’s very attractive she’s very well-off it’s like okay listen I wouldn’t have fallen that. Trap of Nicole Arbour, Oh yes no she’s not like I don’t find her like you’re not into that honey trap yeah She’s not like I mean She’s like well.

Hes A Pretty Bad Feeling Primal Urge To

to transform to Jill Biden there start sniffing her head. Yeah you know once I like whispering in her ear. Yeah was there ever a time like at first when people first start to come after you maybe like 20 like well 2016. I feel like was the biggest waves if I have a corporate job yeah I understand like so that’s what you have to worry about at most the time they’re not looking at bleep can’t like the thing with Amy I didn’t work for her so people just like said it so when she said like he hasn’t worked for me they’re like people you got fire like Mm-hmm.

I Wasnt Like So Thats Really Stupid, But

part of it is feeding it like you give a bleep about it that’s that’s the bottom line like. At this point I can’t ever give a bleep about it Does I don’t give a bleep what you said so you think cancel is losing steam because everyone has that can have their own platform because it’s not it’s not a culture like yeah because there’s people now I see it’s alternate like cancer culture It’s not even a thing like there’s a there’s a group that will try to tell you I’m gonna say gas legs. I hate this kind of words, but like bleep Don’t pretend it’s not a thing when there’s a bunch of people who are calling for it because they clearly think it’s a thing people emailing clubs you’re supposed to work at saying Don’t have this. person yeah like you cuz you could say you don’t believe in Jesus, but people pray to Jesus and he’s very influential so in a way you like that’s the trick they’re playing when they go cancel cultures not really but a lot of dumb people believe in it okay so it’s real it’s just not a culture.

Its Its Like A Purge.

It’s a power it’s like a Power Move. You know they feel powerful taking away somebody else’s income it makes all the righteous well. It used to be all chicks did it that’s what the term Karen that’s the whole idea of a Karen on the internet is that’s what that is right Auntie barbeque Karen yeah but like so what is this last one like good luck.

I Dont Even See You Know I Dont

have at this point if somebody really is has even a strong feeling about it you must be demented or you’re just a liar. You know and there’s no passion behind either way is there think there’s anything someone like you or I like something that we could say that would okay you would truly get the hammer would come down like at this point you’d have to in the podcast now yeah I. Mean is there anything like I think the N word see it seems to have like back backwards like they go back in your record to see if there’s any I think you have to like really intentionally try to say something bad. Yeah, Alicia’s in my mouth, my mouth g-great Titties at any point through the years were you ever worried where your feelings ever hurt by any of this bleep well that’s very general like what show did you ever worry did you ever go oh?

Summary

Kurt Metzger has written for inside Amy Schumer, Sacha Baron Cohen’s show who is America Horse and Pete . He hosts the Can’t get right podcast for gas Digital network and he is touring with Louis J Gomez . You can actually see him June 25th at standup live in Phoenix, he says, “I just said it’s just getting really weird. It was a lot of talking about poop talk” He says he quit smoking so and then if I have like a joint cuz, especially if I’m talking on a thing like I want to smoke something so a joint is a little better than a cigarette.& I like smoking like passing it around comics like that was kind of my favorite thing about it. I was like sharing it with comics like I like to share it with other comics. I smoke so bad it’s so great smoking so great.& No pun intended I noticed recently you had a little bit of drama. It’s interesting because you’ve been doing comedy…. Click here to read more and watch the full video