Video Creator’s Channel Chrissie Mayr
Welcome To Another Episode Of The Chrissy
Mayer podcast We are on itunes Youtube, Spotify and Soundcloud and if you’re listening to us right now on itunes please go and leave a five-star review. It takes like 30 seconds. You could say anything and I would appreciate it so much you could even just type in burp and I’ll read that because I read the best reviews every week so long as they are five stars I have a couple of dates coming up that I really would love to see you guys at I am headlining Morse in Morris Plains, New Jersey. On October 21st that’s Tiff’s Ale House get tickets for that Bob Levy’s hosting My Co-host Mike Figgs is featuring for that and I’m going to be in Coney Island. On November 12th headlining there through stand-up New York Larry Bia is hosting and there’s.
Be A Couple Other Comics On That
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Ive Been A Been A Fan And
a secret admirer for a while he is the host of get off my lawn show on uncensored Tv. He’s a fellow censored dot Tv unsent. I wrote it’s really censored dad Tv yeah everyone subscribed by not calling it uncensored It’s censored Tv Oh. I screwed up the intro it’s it’s my producer’s fault Damn it Frank He’s a fellow water sign. I mean come on it’s Gavin McGinnis how are you buddy I’m good how are you doing I’m doing great.
I I Feel Like Theres A Lot Of
pressure on me to like Pumpkin spice everything and I just feel like they’ve gotten too far with it um you know I was in the grocery store the other day and they had pumpkin flavored pasta sauce and I was like who’s buying this crap. I know pumpkins don’t taste good yeah and I’ve actually heard that it’s not most of these pumpkin spice flavored things. It’s just like Nutmeg and Cinnamon and it’s all an elaborate ruse to get you into. I don’t know. I think it’s big pumpkin.
It Does Taste Good When You Cook
the seeds though when you bake the seeds that’s fun yeah those are fun and that’s like a good source of protein and minerals or whatever but if you have any kind of pumpkin flavored beer. I don’t like you you’re not my friend. And if I had a friend who had some I would end our friendship. We’re done really just over a pumpkin beer yup wow because that’s the funny thing about all of these isms. We keep talking about and all the hate.
I Do Have A Lot Of
hate, but it’s for like Flip-flops and astrology as you just mentioned Oh well. I just that was my sort of light and fluffy way to introduce it. I know it’s good for an interview but as far as like and I have actually a barmaid who is obsessed with astrology and I just sort of laugh at it But there’s so many other prejudices. We have that we don’t talk about race is like number 37 on the list if it is even on the list. I for sure judge guys who wear flip-flops because typically I mean in the rare.
Youre A Man Who Really Takes Care
of your feet? You know if it’s in the to and from the shower. I think it’s probably the where it should stay but like you know. I mean what what do you think somebody should wear If they’re at a pool or at a beach, and they’re not going to wear socks Chuck Taylors, oh chucks yeah okay all right. Those are cool and people go Oh you can’t wear them to the beach. Why not yes they get sand and then you shake them out When you come back to the car.
You Wear Your Chucks To Your
your towel and then you you take your shoes off when you’re with your towel to go swimming obviously but I don’t like it in the suburbs. These men wear flip-flops all summer long at bars at night it hurts me so much. There’s toes right there like right behind me and then if there’s ever a fight God forbid you have these people fighting in their bare foot their feet slip out of their flip-flops. It’s terrible you’re going to get stepped on a a bar stool leg could totally crush a toe there’s like in New York City. There’s there’s dog bleep there’s syringes you’re walking around I mean it’s it just it pains me and it’s the worst part about.
I Dont Even Like Summer Because Of
it. I mean I I can handle women in flip-flops a little bit but like why you got to be so comfy all the time right I agree. I I mean I don’t go to church anymore but I I feel like it’s nice to dress up for some things it’s nice to dress up for a life. I feel like dressing up. good manners and it’s you know a woman should wear high-heeled shoes three times a week three times a week.
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Okay All Right.
I used to wear them every day of the week until the lockdown and now I’ve I have been in well when I go out when I perform I’ll throw on some heels. Although yesterday I performed at a secret show in a backyard and it was like a hill so I had to wear sneakers, but I was like don’t look down how old are you um Wow wow Gavin so personal um I’m going to be 30. I can’t believe this I’m going to be 37 next month and how long you been with the guy you’re with now we’re getting so personal . I think actually six years next month and he hasn’t put a ring on it no no what a bleep what.
He Waiting For Hes Wasted Your Best Years.
I don’t know if you can have a kid that is what my mom has said. She said that I wasted my best years doing improv comedy which I guess I agree with because there were a lot of kooky characters there. But I learned you know how to pass the clap and I learned what a wimp your boyfriend is what a coward. I don’t know I I mean we’ve talked about it and I I feel like I have sort of issues from my parents because they had a bad bad marriage and I feel like it’s kind of scared me off of it a little bit.
Although Its Not Your Job.
Though your job is to get proposed to and he has to just own it and say yeah we’re doing this it’s not up to you it’s not. a democracy you don’t believe in like domestic partnership. I don’t know if that’s what we’re doing, but I know that he could dump you tomorrow just like that Nothing no ramifications that’s true. I guess but so could I yeah, but you don’t You have a biological clock.
Youre Like At The Finish Line Thanks.
I mean it’s it’s. It’s a fact that the the hourglass the ovary hourglass turns upside down at 30 and it’s draining from 30 to 35. .
Now My Wife Had A Kid
late like 41. But it’s not easy and you’re risking autism and all kinds of problems. Yeah Nobody wants that yeah you want to have kids. I’m I’m on the fence and I know I need to decide like this is not what I thought this is what I decided about three years ago.
I I Know I Know But I Was.
So busy doing comedy and headlining and trying to get 45 minutes together so all right well you you got to tell him to bleep or get off the pot um That sounds like something. My mom would say she’s right she’s old. She’s been around well she’s dead now but yeah I feel like she’ll come off.
Shell Come In At Night And Like
turn on my tv do you feel like dead spirits visit you sometimes no but I’m open to that yeah the funny thing about the past few years is I’m open to anything now pizzagate 911 being an insult. Yeah there’s so much proof area 51 all the stuff that I used to laugh at I’m now totally open-minded about me too like just since march my mind has been like blown open with stuff and I and I think I got into it because. You know I’m I’m, a comedian and I work for compound media and people love to bleep on compound media and they think it’s terrible and I don’t know I was I was talking with.
Chrissy Mayer has a couple of dates coming up that I really would love to see you guys at I am headlining Morse in Morris Plains, New Jersey.& On October 21st that’s Tiff’s Ale House get tickets for that Bob Levy’s hosting My Co-host Mike Figgs is featuring for that and I’m going to be in Coney Island. On November 12th headlining there through stand-up New York Larry Bia is hosting and there’s. a couple other comics on that show too really excited to talk about my sponsors Gavin Do you like hot sauce? Go to Silk City Hot sauce. Use the code CmP. to get 15 off your entire order plus these guys are gonna throw in for free a bottle of cherry sriracha and some cool stickers . Don’t waste it on a lady on the screen right fellas now you can increase your performance and get that extra confidence in bia.& This episode is sponsored by Blue Chew.&…. Click here to read more and watch the full video