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Hello And Welcome To Another Episode Of
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This Is My Wifes Little Den
of iniquity here see I I literally have to go outside to do podcasts you’re outside right now in a multi-million dollar house. Has one room and a dirt floor so that’s kind of how my lifestyle is there’s literally no room here. My neighbors are actually in my house so wow it’s so I’m I’m like out here and I’ve got these wonderful neighbors who are very deeply religious. So this bleep where do you live Los Angeles the South Bay Okay la oh my god so how is la doing right now other than Oh I’m nearly in flames. You know it’s full of hobos and losers You walk down the sidewalk.
Its Like Youre Stepping Through A Minefield Of
human waste and hypodermic needle Punji sticks. It’s kind of pollen wow so it’s similar to New York in that way yeah it’s New York without well. New York is disneyland for adults. I could take it for about three days and then then it’s like I got to get out. of there and even Vegas isn’t vegas anymore that’s that’s sad too everybody wears cargo shorts.
You You Think Its The Rat Pack But
it’s not the rat pack. It’s just the rat. It’s just the right. I know even even the pizza rat has moved back home. You know everything that was cool and great about New York.
Even The Freaking Pizza Dragon Rat
has has gotten out of town all that’s left are. I guess a few comedians. I think Crackheads and Michael Malus. I think and myself are the few people left in New York. He’s the best who comes out here He comes out here we go to Zanku Chicken.
Im The Only I Think Im
the i’m like the most normal suburban guy He knows he likes me. I provide diversity. I’m not interesting in any particular way. It’s like Kurt what do you do. On Sunday, Do you get up and sleep off a hangover? No I go to church.
He Also Wants To I I Saw
your CBD product. He also wants to introduce me a marijuana of which I am unfamiliar with yes yeah. I would start it. I would like if if you’re um you know are you an anxious guy do you have body pains No. I I have problems with pot because I think the last thing America needs is a drug that makes you slower and less actually yeah less productive.
I I I Its Not Really Mine.
I mean coke would be good. I think I still have the kind of that because I grew up in the 80s. I still have that kind of Miami vice image of you know was it hart. Bochner and die hard trying to talk Hans Gruber and not capping him.
Thats Thats Kind Of My Thing
and I like I’m intrigued by it. I’m not going to say I’m not good for you. Wasn’t there a scene where he is plowing some secretary on a table and he gets I don’t. I don’t remember maybe maybe it’s a different die hard yeah yeah I would like to get plowed on a desk. Oh well well yeah We are good we all would I mean who wouldn’t um so Kurt tell tell us a little bit about yourself how how you came to be where you are today with the beliefs you have a lot of a lot of people will ask the question of when when did you become red pilled um but just sort of red pilled Oh wow I was watching huntley and brinkley on NBc news because that’s the kind of guy I was by the way.
One Of My Greatest Moments Of
my life was when I got to be on the Mclaughlin group God that’s sad some guys go you know I aspire to do cheerleaders two at a time like Bob Crane on New Year’s and instead I’m like I got to sit next to Pap Buchanan in Eleanor clift but anyway it was 72 watching. It’s about the Vietnam war and for some reason. They had decided that they were going to put big red crosses on military Evac helicopters and I’m about five years old, and I said you know that’s really stupid because the Goddamn Communists are going to shoot them anyway and that I think that was why I got woke Chrissy. I think that was when I got woke so I mean we all have special moments that’s mine wow that’s very early on that’s like it was it was before any pills I had actually had my red pill wow yeah and I’ve never not been conservative. I grew up in the suburbs of San Francisco, about 30, about 20 miles south right between Silicon Valley and San Francisco.
I Hate San Francisco With A Burning
passion um who God who was the guy. I think it was Bobby slate. Who said it best it’s the city whose sidewalks make their own gravy. It’s just a gross place. I I despise it.
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they’re interesting because they have tattoos and piercings and they’re not interesting and it’s the least attractive women in America. I mean yes they are they are gross new York very attractive Los Angeles. Of course they’re very attractive Orange county. It’s ridiculous, but yeah all of Texas is great Yeah I’ve also heard i’ve heard very pretty Ladies are in Kansas or Kansas.
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