Elisa Jordana from Howard Stern Show Explains her Engagement to Andy Dick On Chrissie Mayr Podcast

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That Your First Band The One Yeah How Did

that sort of what was your journey from that to like where you are now with your music career. It was terrific. I my first band. You know had a record deal atlantic Records Wow We got the tour with Fallout Boy Gym class Hero Holy Bleep Yeah Yeah Panic at the disco um 30 seconds to Mars with Jared Leto it’s just stadiums. I got the tour stadiums in my 20s you look like a leading woman of a band.

You Know What I Mean Im

picturing you in like sparkly hot pants and you just kind of don’t have time for anyone and you’re like where’s my bleep Av on you know that’s where my life should be. I I want to be the kind of person that doesn’t have time for anyone in fact that’s my dream too. Yeah that’s my dream if I will have made it at any point in my life. It’s that moment where I don’t like that’s where Andy is so Andy dick so you know how did you meet him Yeah, so I got to know him very well like you know this year. I met him through my podcast but let me just tell you.

He Turns Down Things That You Would

not believe that he turns down like enormous movie projects, the biggest podcast possible Joe Rogan right around there and and he’s just to be at that point where you don’t have to give a bleep about anything how how big someone is freedom right there it’s the most freedom. I’ve ever seen anyone have and you know he’s like one of the number one people on cameo are you on cameo. I am but I I had a bad experience like where I didn’t do something right. I didn’t get back to somebody right away so then they got that that yeah and I was like I’m sorry. I don’t want to make anyone mad, but I just forgot or I just yeah so that that guilt that you have I’m sorry so Andy has none of that so that’s a place that you should make a goal so you should make a goal and I want to have this goal too no guilt do not feel bad if you don’t get somebody’s cameo who cares that’s like where Andy’s at and he’s like one of the number one people on cameo.

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He Makes The Most Money On There.

He’s terrific on there and he doesn’t need anybody and it’s just such a terrific place to be And I guess does he get like what do people have him Do I’m just like happy birthday happy anniversary Merry Christmas just whatever and he does these cameos and he enjoys doing them and it’s just he’s the most free person I’ve ever met. He doesn’t have a boss. He doesn’t need a boss he he dreams his lifestyle is incredible. He doesn’t even need any money He goes we go somewhere.

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I I Took Him To One Of The

most expensive restaurants in Santa Monica right because I’m like I just want to have a nice day with andy I want to take them somewhere nice so we go to this beautiful casa del mar you can look it up. It’s a it’s a hotel on the beach where you you eat and you’re right on the beach. So we go there and I’m you know I’m thinking Oh God You know this is going to be an expensive meal. I was completely like willing to pay for it. But you know he never has a credit card or anything.

Even Though He Makes A Lot

of what does he have a chip in his neck, so I’ll tell you what happened so after our meal. I was I was fully intending on paying for that meal. The people two tables down pay for him they just people just do it all the time. People recognize them and they pay for them because they wanted to talk and it was hundreds of dollars that meal and then then they kept ordering us more because he know that this is gonna. happen so he just shows up wallet-less and yeah, I mean he doesn’t ever have a wallet.

He Doesnt Bring Any Money.

Every child can do that can walk around without a wallet and other people pay for stuff that’s amazing yes and that is his life he doesn’t he turns down movies. I say andy you should answer that call you. Don’t know who that’s going to be it’s probably going to be somebody good because good people are calling them constantly like movie stars people you’ve heard of like directors everything and he just doesn’t feel like very needy for things. He never thinks like oh.

This Is My Last Option Or Opportunity

and it’s just a really good way to think of life. In general it’s confidence I think as well yeah he has tremendous big dick energy. He’s a nine and a half inch penis I. know if that has anything to do with it Yeah, He has nine and a half inches. Not only does he have a dick.

He Has The Energy As Well.

Yeah Yeah energy yeah well that’s how you get the big thick energy supposedly I mean like all skinny white boys Yeah Yeah like Pete Davidson, you know they everybody’s wondering about him. I know exactly why because he’s just like andy They’re exactly the same funny you know nerdy in a cute way and probably nice and that big dick energy that all women like no women like these needy losers they no they don’t like small dick energy Yeah like I know andy could take me or leave me like if I never called him again. He’d be just fine and that’s not good oh but like you’re so great do you want to be needed a little. bit yeah! I do want to be needed a little bit, but like you know Andy so so here’s here’s like our for instance of something that’ll happen to Andy So he’ll He’ll take an Uber.

Hes Been Banned From Uber And It Banned

from lift back what bad behavior bad behavior but some somebody will order him an Uber right. So he’ll call me from that Uber and he’ll be like so chummy with the with the driver and just like best friends best friends. The next thing, I know he’s calling me at a big dinner table with the Uber driver and his whole family and they’re feeding him so he he’s just like one with the world becomes friends yeah he’s just like he’s got one with nature He’s like all energy runs through him he knows everyone he’s everyone knows him see it doesn’t matter who. You know if everyone knows you that’s the thing wow Yeah that’s so wise yeah It really is wise and that is like a big benefit to you know people say oh fame. They like downplay fame, why it’s bad or negative.

It Really Isnt Because I See It

I see it with him and how it benefits him. I mean the meals I’ve seen him receive the gifts. I’ve seen him receive people give him money all the time he’s been bailed out three times this year by just random people. I just anything he wants anything he needs. The law of abundance is like in full effect with him exactly and it’s so weird because there’s some people like I mean myself included who have been like really the opposite of that you know and and he just is in this mindset naturally that he was almost born.

With Where Hes Just Like All Abundance All

the time and it just comes so naturally it’s real as a mindset for right operating and thinking like a broke person. Yes things changed and like not like you know what I mean like I’m not at Andy dick level yet but so much of it is mindset so that’s really cool and you met him through the music world no no so um um how did I meet him. Oh so first. He went on a date with my neighbor Brandon a guy because he’s bisexual Yeah so he’s bisexual. He leans actually towards men but um he yeah He’s he’s men leaning but so he wasn’t 40.

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60 40. so so and then my neighbor texted me 91191 help help help and I I went to help my my neighbor and andy was. Pretty drunk and left my um my neighbor with the bill was just like a disaster and Andy invited a bunch of guys, But I saw something in him that night. I saw that he was hurting and that he needed love so bad. He was almost like a wounded animal and it was so like nice to see someone so honest about how they were feeling in that moment because you know I’ve been in fine finance for like a really long time and and the men that I meet there are just very cold-hearted and they’re like like all about money and they are not like they don’t show you who they are they’re like playing a game.

Theyre Like Armored Up.

You know like I used to work on a hedge fund and that was the vote really and it was like pre-economic collapse Oh really yeah. All about the deal It was all about it was very like boys club and all the you know what were you doing there. Oh I was an assistant like I was just you know really like right so before 2008 like a mad men situation Yeah, this had to have been like 0. 706 something like that.

Oh Okay So You Know Exactly What

it’s like Yeah, It’s the type of guy like they call it finance bros it’s it’s it’s Oh yeah it’s it’s something burgers on the trading desk Oh yeah Yeah Yeah yeah it’s very much like that and so when I met andy it was just such a like stark contrast to what I was used to because I was like Oh, maybe I could date someone like in finance or you know one of these business types, but that just really is not me so. When I met andy and he was so sensitive he was crying. He says I want my life to be better. You know he has all these natural gifts. What was this It was like last year Okay, Oh wow yeah it was last year was more um.

I Want To Say Like Around This Time

probably yeah so so when I met him and he was crying and he has so many natural comedic gifts that I just appreciate um so much because you know I met a lot of funny people in my life, but him I mean just constantly being funny just not even trying at all wow and then on top of that the sensitivity knowing he could be better knowing he could do better and just really being so vulnerable constantly. It was just so beautiful to me and so attractive that’s cool Yeah, and then he asked me to marry him. I never even thought that he would ask me. I thought he definitely liked men better, but he saw something in me and that I mean it’s going to sound cocky, but that makes me think he’s like you’re the person it’s like he fell in love with you the person yeah Yeah he fell in love.

Summary

I want to be the kind of person that doesn’t have time for anyone in fact that’s my dream too.& I met him through my podcast but let me just tell you.& He turns down things that you would not believe that he turns down like enormous movie projects, the biggest podcast possible Joe Rogan right around there and and he’s just to be at that point where you don’t have to give a bleep about anything how big someone is freedom right there it’s the most freedom I’ve ever seen anyone have and you know he’s like one of the number one peopies on cameo are you on cameo?& I am but I had a bad experience like where I didn’t get back to somebody right away so then they got that that yeah and I was like I’m sorry. I don’t want to make anyone mad, but I just forgot or I just forget or just yeah so that that guilt that you have I’m Sorry so Andy has none of that…. Click here to read more and watch the full video