Video Creator’s Channel Jeremy Jahns

Thats Right Im Agent 47 Dont Flatter Yourself

shitty movie I just had this stuff lying around and go out and buy for the sake of reviewing you Hitman Agent 47 so Hitman Agent 47 is keeping up the strong tradition of making a shitty movie based off of a good video game in this movie to have a Hitman. His name is Agent 47 because he’s the 47 he’s genetically altered he’s smarter he’s faster and he’s going after this girl. This girl’s going after this guy in Zachary Quintos in the movie also and they do this big briefing at the beginning of the movies like Oh by the way there were agents and in this experiment this experiment this experiment now we’re here for the sake of catching you up to speed of this whole plot. It’s so much information overload in the very beginning they’re like. Alright you’re supposed to care now right and you don’t you don’t care at all because in the end, it’s still a shitty movie.

Well Talk About Whats Good First

of all. I like the Hitman not just because of the way he dresses the fact is he’s kind of a badass her being so emotionless. He brings the most life into a lifeless movie, but he was like Jason Voorhees a bit the blumin is just unreal. Zachary Quinto and this girl are running for dear life. They are running this dude.

He Never Runs He Just Walks

you’re like hey hitmen. He’s pretty advantageous to keep pace with your prey. They’re running their asses off they stop they turn around and this dude, who has only been walking is like right behind him just still walking it’s like Jason Voorhees. It works for a campy slasher. Slasher flick in the age because it was a campy slasher flick in the 80s We’re in 2015.

This Is A Hit Man.

It’s just it doesn’t work in my mind’s eye, but I did end up liking the dude in this movie plus he has some sweet shootouts This dude He’s kind of they’re channeling their energy on wick. This dude is just shooting everybody. ‘s just blend blend headshot headshot headshot a headshot and you’re like I love it. But it goes so far as to show how accurate he could be shoots a gun away from a dude to Zachary Quintos like he can’t die if he can’t get shot because he has like Kevlar skin, so you’re like alright.

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He Shot The Gun Away From

him if you can do that you could have shot him in the eye. I’m just saying you could do that and when you’re deconstructing the movie You’re not enjoying the movie and so the movie just it’s kind of it’s a wreck because the dialogue in this movie Holy blumin it’s not good. There’s a scene where Quinto gets stabbed into his Kevlar skin here like flexes and breaks the knife, but he says something really cheesy we’re talking like I forgot what he said, but it was a remark that was just like Dick come on if he not said anything it would have been more effective. You just UK flexes and breaks a knife or whatever the hell happened. You’re like Oh my God like he is what is he and later on they explained and it would work with the movie throw out a cheesy ass line case in point because that’s what I remember most about that.

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That Fight Sequence Is The Shitty Ass

cheesy lines like forever Neat stylistic scene where the hit man’s like on his back and springs up with his leg start shooting behind him for every moment like that. It was like three or four five shitty moments really like that was just dumb. The movie is not clear in what’s driving its plot. It’s not detail-oriented the girl In this movie, she’s supposed to be really smart too and at first you’re like Oh Yeah. She just like deconstructs things and sees things and sees probability kind of like you’re in a Sherlock Holmes, but then it goes so far as you’re like is this girl psychic or something when this girl sees shows like her mind’s eye does this like iris effect where you’re like Oh it’s clearly what she’s seeing right she can see the hit man, but she’s.

Seen The Hit Man Before, But She Sees

him walking in the building. She’s like Oh, my God, who’s that it’s more than deconstruction. At that point, she’s getting images. She touches a dude’s hand.

She Starts Getting Images Again.

I’m like are you psychic Lady Murray doesn’t do you the courtesy because I don’t think the movie knows what it was trying to do with that guy’s Indian hitman Agent 47. I enjoyed the Hitmen person himself. Zachary Quinto would have made a good villain if he didn’t have a shitty script to work with lots of wreck.

Its A Mess.

It’s not cohesive and the one-liners are terrible. Some of the action shootouts were pretty neat. There were some stylistic things that happen in the movie were like Oh that’s Nate Maybe I’m not gonna blumin it up about those moments movie I would have crucified.

You Now Im Just Gonna Do The Courtesy

of killing you point is Hitman Agent 47. You’re not gonna remember it in t minus a couple hours yep already forgot I swear to God at this point. I would usually write off video game movies entirely, but Warcraft has not come out yet if Warcraft sucks forget about it just do away with it no more video game movies all right so Hitman Agent 47 have you seen it what did you think about it did you prefer this one or the Timothy o a font one whatever you think comment below let me know and as always if you like what you’ve seen here and you want to see more click right here to see more.

Summary

Hitman Agent 47 is keeping up the strong tradition of making a shitty movie based off of a good video game in this movie to have a Hitman . It’s so much information overload in the very beginning they’re like. Alright you’re supposed to care now right and you don’t . You don’t care at all because in the end, it’s still a . shitty movie, but I like the Hitman not just because of the way he dresses the fact is he’s kind of a badass her being so emotionless. He brings the most life into a lifeless movie but he was like Jason Voorhees a bit a bit the blumin is just unreal. It works for a campy slasher flick in the age because it was a . 80s We’re in 2015. It’s just it doesn’t work in my mind’s eye, but it’s just a hit man. I did end up liking the dude in this film plus he has some sweet shootouts This dude is just…. Click here to read more and watch the full video