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This One Had Me Bleep Dying Chinese Wife
and a Japanese wife, which one should I marry Don’t worry honey let me tell you Chinese wife I after you marry her no more makeup no more dress up no more UK it is over she will scream at you. She’ll be loud and obnoxious Mean I’m rude when she make you lunch you’ll be like let’s go Japanese wife after you marry her she’ll be perfect beautiful every single day Palanti or UK. She’ll make you amazing Sushi. She’ll feed you with a bleep Chopstick and tell you I’m so honored to be your wife. However, if you get sick you’ll end up in a wheelchair.
Japanese Wife Will Be Really Nice
to you massage your feet and be nice to you and Whisper your year tell you how much she loves you and your Japanese wife is gonna take. you to the park for a walk she’ll push you by the lake and then she’ll pushing to the lake and tell you. It seems like you definitely have a strong like entrepreneurial Spirit like you are money-minded you’re like what you own two comedy clubs in UK like I’m so impressed with you because most Comedians and you did kind of mention this before you were like I refuse to be a starving artist. I don’t know if you found this in UK but I sort of came up in like the New York scene and this idea of being a starving artist is it’s so glamorized in the comedy community. It’s also kind of glamorized in like the actor Community as well like the theater there’s just something like people kind of like Revel in it and there’s this like like we’re always in the in the freaking.
The Play Rent And You Know Its
so hard we’re so broke all the time, but I really think that a lot of stand-up comics could be doing better if they just thought a little bit smarter and they kind of like re you know re-prioritized a few things yeah like first of all I I bought two clubs when I started companies that’s what happens When you don’t marry the love ladies are you married. I’m divorced okay okay so I’m just like wondering like how many of the of your jokes. You all know like obviously you guys all know I’m a sold out comedian. I had two ex-husbands. They both sold out like I I’m single now but I think one I can’t try the two people one but the thing is like.
I Personally Um I Believe In The
hard work in creating your craft to become an artist The hard work has to be there, but you don’t have to be starving like I. I never believe that I never I don’t even know what is rent I buy with cash like I wanted to live comfortably. So when I am doing my art I don’t have to please anybody. I don’t have to be like if I don’t see this still fire me. I can say whatever I want to be true to my voice not worry about if they find firing at the job, what do I do I I just don’t answer Nobody.
I Feel Like Thats The Best Way To
create the best art is that you don’t give a bleep about anybody. You have the bleep you money that you don’t give a bleep about nobody then you end. up saying the things that’s true to you, I don’t have to do a set that’s please this owner of the club so they can book me because I need to get paid on the spot. I don’t need that but at the same time I believe in hard work. I’ve never seen anybody who’s worked harder than me my peers.
Im Not Saying Like A The Legends And
the big stars. I’m just saying like a to have been doing this for three years. They just don’t work as hard as me they don’t they don’t have the Communist the peasants in them like I’m a peasant. I first of all like I don’t even want to say anything about me unless I have the 10 000 hours. I can’t even call myself a comedian so when I bought my club I do 10 hours a day I do.
10 Hours A Day I Come
at eight I clean the bathroom and I finish 8pm Like I I host automatic every day No. I can have a broken bag on my way there, but I’ll be hosting Open Mic like a little bleep and then I ordered a lawn chair from Amazon. I sat next outside love Factory every Tuesday outside of The Comedy Store every Monday and The Improv every week. I’ll be there with my birking bag sitting in the launcher with the homeless and crazy I’m the crazy they are the homeless anymore. I keep sitting out to like sign up for mics or get on shows yeah with four open mics and I go on the open mic and I never get picked I keep coming back.
I Came Back.
I people just like I can’t do that I haven’t opened myself like how did. You get down the stage on a lot of things I’m like sitting there for four hours. They’re like I can’t do that I’m like you are two good boys. I’m not too good for it wow that’s really I think yeah I don’t care about the people laugh at me like Oh you’re sitting on the street like crazy I’m like I don’t care this is surprising how to pay to be seen that’s the Press you have to pay I’m paying it it really is and it bothers me when I see comedians who are so arrogant like they think just because they’ve been in it a certain number of years that they deserve to be further along or they will like bleep and complain.
I Just Find This A
lot like there are certain okay they’re mostly guy comics that have like been in it longer. than me but are like flailing and I don’t know how hard they’re working or what they’re doing but I I noticed like when you start to have a bit of success like people get very triggered and they’re like Oh Yeah very triggered yeah. They are like like especially as girls. You know people think we are not funny. We are very funny.
But The Point Is That In
this male dominant industry um we just do not have that kind of opportunities and the stage time as our male counterparts. As a woman there’s a show. There’s eight male one female that female can be black white orange I don’t know or transgender not transgender as long as you appear as a woman. You have there’s one spot for creatures like us then eight spots for the white comedians. It’s not even the white male comedians on all.
Like That Its Just Its Not
fair. We don’t have the equal opportunities. We are very funny, but you can’t develop your craft without being on stage so for my clubs. I really support women like a woman. I we have all women shows all the time and I don’t give a bleep I pay the rent and I say whatever the bleep I want I don’t want people to help me.
You Cant Have A Woman Show You
can’t say I mean like then I don’t want to make the money. I just want all my show okay I found when I there were times when I started I felt like oh maybe it is harder to be a woman because you just look at the numbers like there’s just more men in stand-up than women, but I did notice like I sometimes would benefit from you know shows. I would be booked as like the kind of token chick and sometimes that that would be an opportunity that maybe like another dude wouldn’t get because I would be like the token chick on that show. So sometimes I found that it did sort of work in my favor, but again you could get an opportunity and it’s up to you to not blow it Yeah crazy The thing is like when you guys are good. It doesn’t matter your gender They want you you just you as a comedian.
They Dont See You As A
female that’s the goal right because you put all the hours there you just you know we Hustle the thing is like it’s hard but don’t be a woman Don’t be a man just be a tiger. You can be a female tiger eat all the bleep so we don’t have to be. A victim as a woman like a lot of women they win even like 50 years ago Like John Rivers did it She’s one of the best comedian um ever, but um didn’t limit her but being who she is this vicious Tiger who takes didn’t take a note for an answer. I would never be alive. I wasn’t allowed to be alive or I wasn’t beautiful I wasn’t smart I wasn’t popular but I just don’t see all that he’ll see I just have this ambition that I think me as a tiger.
I Dont Give Up I Keep Fighting
I I just keep getting better I’m not the best but if every day I’m getting better I’m moving forward. I don’t have to feel ashamed yeah I don’t speak the language I don’t speak English but I learn you know I am not funny it’s just fine. I mean like I didn’t know all the basics I got lost in the airport. I didn’t speak any English when I came here, but it didn’t stop me from being on stage I’ve been in this in three years. I can’t imagine how far I would go in six years because I work my ass off and I got defeated every single day.
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I Get Up Im A Single Amount
of two children. I don’t have a plan now I have to hustle because I never took a Plan B and that’s too late to do that so I have to keep going keep fighting and just the I I feel like a woman woman should just know that it’s not fair. But if you decided to do this nobody can stop you no man can stop you from doing this. If you define yourself as the tiger of the business just do all the hard work and that don’t let those defeat you and like and the thing is like you’ve raised a good point like Yeah, it’s the the comedy industry is not like Fair like life is not fair nothing even if you were to be like well comedy’s bleep hard I’m gonna bail and I’m gonna like go work at the bank like that’s hard to go like yeah you’re you’re not taking the risk by going for what you love but like you have that nagging feeling at you every day be like man I should be doing more with my life like I have this nagging dream that I’m ignoring like that’s hard so I always tell myself like you choose your heart like it’s hard to go for your dreams, But it’s harder to.
Not Go For Them Because You Have
to live with yourself every day and then you have regret but that’s that’s amazing that you’re a mom too. I have two babies Oh, how old are they mom. My son is almost four my baby.
Summary
This one had me bleep dying Chinese wife and a Japanese wife, which one should I marry . I really think that a lot of stand-up comics could be doing better if they just thought a little bit smarter and they kind of like re you know re-prioritized a few things yeah like first of all I I bought two clubs when I started companies that’s what happens When you don’t marry the love ladies are you married.& I’m divorced okay okay so I’m just like wondering like how many of the comedians in the comedy community could be better than they are doing better. I’m not sure if you found this in UK but I sort of came up in like the New York scene and this idea of being a starving artist is it’s so glamorized in the . comedy community. It’s also kind of glamorizing in the actor Community as well like the theater there’s just something like people kind of . the theater. I don’t know what it’s…. Click here to read more and watch the full video