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Oh, Its You Again Welcome Back To Part Two

of our journey into cinematic Shittiness with Justice League the anatomy of a disaster when we last saw our intrepid heroes. They were trying to stop Steppenwolf from getting his hands on the three mother boxes needed to destroy the world. He’s already managed to recover two of them, leaving only one left fresh out of a battle beneath Gotham Harbor. The gang goes back to Bruce’s place to regroup and plan their next move and Cyborg brings the third mother box fromNK] Labs in Metropolis wow that was lucky. This gives Bruce the idea to use the power of the mother box to bring Superman back to life.

Wow.

There really is no limit to what these things can do is there they’re like the ultimate get out of jail free card for lazy screenwriters They’ve totally painted themselves. themselves into a corner. Wonder Woman Aquaman and the flash think this is a bad idea because there’s no telling what kind of state he’ll be in when he comes back to life, but Bruce is like Nah He’ll be fine. I’d like to point out that this is the same man who once said he has the power to wipe out the entire human race, and if we believe there’s even a 1-% chance that he is our enemy.

We Have To Take It As The Absolute

certainty no. I guess he forgot about that remember in my previous video when Wonder Woman totally held her own against Steppenwolf in a balanced engagement and if the rest of the Justice League were there to help her, it would probably be enough to take him out. When I even need in Superman ever thought that the Justice League would have. know that Steppenwolf would go after the third box, so they could totally set an ambush for him, but the script needs the rest of the plot to happen so off we go so they dig up. Superman’s corpse and ticket to the crushed Kryptonian ship that’s been sitting in the middle of Metropolis.

Since Man Of Steel Wow Youre Really Getting

the mileage out of that thing aren’t you but oh no there’s not enough power left in the system to make it work wait. I thought the mother box itself contained almost unlimited power nah whatever I give up with this bleep script, so they figure out that the flash runs fast enough at just the right moment it’ll be enough to jumpstart the system. How do they know this no bleep idea me oh so I guess this whole thing is engineered to generate some of tension. Like if he doesn’t get to just write the whole thing’s a bust and that might actually have worked if there was something else going on at the time to create some sense of urgency. Like if Steppenwolf was assault in the place with his parademons and the rest of the league were fighting a desperate battle to hold them off just long enough for the flash to resurrect.

Superman Wouldnt That Have Been An

interesting climax to the movie containing actual sticks that we could identify with instead of this anyway guess what it works and Superman comes back to life. So they got to me up with him and I couldn’t help but notice how bleep Ridiculous. These costumes look in broad daylight. It’s like the morning after a drunken fancy dress party and they’re trying to make it home before anyone wakes up and sees them. I’m.

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Starting To Suspect Theres A Pretty Valid Reason

why Zack Snyder movies are so dark and gritty, but then for some reason, Cyborgs are more spazzes out and tries to shoot Superman because I guess the script needs something to trigger a confrontation, so the gang steps in and tries to subdue him and once again. I’d like to point out that Wonder Woman is almost a match for him in terms of physical strength and resilience, which kind of puts that no man’s land scene from her own movie into perspective. If you can survive a headbutt from Bleep Superman somehow. I don’t think a World War 2 machine gun is going to trouble you but then Bruce rocks up and retreat to assume the fuel Mm mean templates like it already ended Bleep Sake, but it’s okay because Bris boss secret weapon along to save the day why. Exactly do you think he’s good to remember Lois Lane what he’s forgotten all other aspects of his former life, What’s to stop him just blasting her apart with his laser vision Oh well.

I Guess They Had To Think Of Something

for Amy Adams to do in this film, so Superman picks her up and off. They go to show up some screen sank together No you might be wondering what happened to the mother box while all this was going on I mean I guess one of the group recovered it and placed it somewhere for safekeeping because it’s not like they just leave it lying around unguarded for Steppenwolf to teleport in and steal the mother box. He has the last one no bleep off film Remember Infinite Sea War, where Thanos had to fight hard to recover each of the Infinity Stones and the Avengers were. doing literally everything in their power to resist him and foil his plans every step of the way that was a good movie I like that anyway Steppenwolf ticks the boxes to an abandoned nuclear power plant in Russia that melted down in the 1980s was something is delusional, then he puts them together and it forms the world’s most penetrable energy shield over the whole place and a bunch of weird burnin root things start sprouting up from the groans seriously, what even is this bleep. It’s like the special effects guys were given their briefing on the back of a beer mat and told to just run with it just make it look really red and threatening guys.

Dont Worry.

This is genuinely some of the ugliest most nonsensical UK. I think I’ve ever seen in a mainstream movie so with Superman UK the rest of the league. Rocks up to save the day and Batman blasts his way through the energy shield with absolutely no effort which kind of makes you wonder why the shield even exists if it can be penetrated with conventional air-to-air missiles anyway here is his a loud siren to distract the parademons and make them chase him because I guess neither they nor Steppenwolf were smart enough to recognize an obvious diversionary tactic when they see one yeah well at least he’s not using a bleep beastie boys track. Meanwhile, the others make their way into the powerplant to get to the mother boxes, but Stefon all shows up to stop them and there’s some more boring fight scenes.

I Love How None Of Them Show

any visible damage or even fatigue. So there’s basically no indication of which side is winning or losing the only time someone actually does get her. Steppenwolf literally rips Cyborg in half, but the guy doesn’t even have the good grace to react to it. I mean look at his bleep face your legs gone mate Don’t you care but it’s okay because Superman shows up for about 30 seconds to kick. Steppenwolf’s ass, but then he leaves again because some random Seville are in danger from the cgi vine things what the bleep me you realize.

These Boxes Are About To Destroy All Life

on Earth right including the civilians you’re trying to protect bigger picture and all that you’d almost think the strip just needed to give him something to do for a few minutes because otherwise he totally end the fight right. There also remember when I mentioned that the flash is one and only ability is that he can run really fast. Then we find out the both Wonder Woman and Superman. Can do exactly the same thing which begs the question why does this character even exist? Also wouldn’t this kind of sudden violent acceleration hurl the little girl clean out of that truck like a rag doll and probably liquify her parents in the front seats and I’m no structural engineer but I’m pretty sure this is not how buildings work anyway. Superman and Cyborgs separate the boxes, which causes them to blow up for some reason.

Then They Break Steppenwolfs Axe And That

makes him get scared so the parademons attack him and then he teleports out of there and all the crappy Cgi vines turn into flowers. Why don’t know I’ve given up even trying to understand this nonsense so the movie ends with everyone living happily ever after and for some reason nobody seems to think it’s even remotely suspicious when both Superman and Clark Kent return. from the dead at the same time and that’s it that’s the plot for Justice League, what’s a pile of moldy bleep you know it’s right to summarize the problems with this movie within a reasonable time frame is like trying to demolish you know you can eat buffet with a pair of chopsticks. The overarching plot is the most bland generic, contrived, nonsense imaginable with more holes than your average golf course.

Basically You Can Boil Its Own

suit the bad guy wants three UK so he can destroy the world and the heroes have to burn together to stop him that’s it that’s literally all there is to this movie. There’s no crazy twists, no shocking revelations, no unexpected swerves to catch you off guard everything’s completely by-the-numbers and predictable we’re still there are a bunch of subplots that are hinted at but go absolutely nowhere. Like the hints of a romantic relationship between Bruce under women that never gets explored or the Flash’s Diet being locked up in prison for no particular reason or the constant cutbacks to a family in Russia that I guess were supposed to care about it all smacks of a script that feels rushed and unfinished. Like Whedon turned in his first draft, and they just went with it because there was no time left to Polish.

Steppenwolf Himself Is The Most Disposable One-Dimensional

antagonist you could ever imagine whose only motivation for doing what he does is because he really likes conquering things. Wow Genius writing remember at the end of Watchmen, where we find out why Ozymandias betrayed his friends assassinated former heroes and staged an attack that killed millions of people in order to save the lives of billions and ultimately ensure the survival of the human race. Remember how he expressed genuine remorse about what he’d been forced to do recontextualizing him as a tragic antihero willing to make decision as no one else was prepared to remember how that added a layer of complexity and ambiguity to his motivations, encouraging the viewer to see things from his point of view and question whether or not he might actually be right that was a good movie. I Like that, Shimon Lee had to absolutely bleep it up with that God-awful UK show, though the characters are all boring as Bleep, and only three of them are actually relevant to the plot.

Cyborgs Powers And Abilities Are As

vague and undefined as Scarlet Witch without the delightful cleavage to compensate and he has nothing even approaching likability or charisma. His personality swings wildly between cold and logical and painful attempts of humor that wouldn’t have looked out of place. In a 90s-UK show The flash is so forced and irritating that you have to grit your teeth and.

Summary

Steppenwolf is trying to get his hands on the three mother boxes needed to destroy the world . The gang goes back to Bruce’s place to regroup and plan their next move and Cyborg brings the third mother box fromNK] Labs in Metropolis . This gives Bruce the idea to use the power of the mother box to bring Superman back to life . The script needs the rest of the plot to happen so they dig up Superman’s corpse and ticket to the crushed Kryptonian ship that’s been sitting in the middle of Metropolis. Wonder Woman Aquaman and the flash think this is a bad idea because there’s no telling what kind of state he’ll be in when he comes back to live, but Bruce is like Nah He’ll be fine. The script is like the ultimate get out of jail free card for lazy screenwriters They’ve totally painted themselves into a corner. It’s like they’ve got the wrong idea. They’ve got a lot of mileage out of that thing….. Click here to read more and watch the full video