Sharknado Movie Review by Chris Stuckmann

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Oh Shark Uk Now You May Be Wondering Chris

why in the world are you reviewing this movie well if you follow me on Twitter or like my Facebook page. You would have seen me post a status and a tweet saying that Sharknado is going to be in theaters for one night this weekend in Regal Cinemas would you like me to review it. The response was overwhelmingly yes so here I am talking about Sharknado because this is what I do Sharknado is actually pretty self. -explanatory believe it or not. A hurricane starts up on the coast of California, which eventually turns into a tornado and there’s sharks in it just there’s flying around and flying everywhere on land without water and they’re breathing and everything because that’s what sharks do they breathe on land now look don’t get me wrong.

The Movies Called Sharknado, The Tagline

is. set it stars Terror read This is obviously a bad movie and sci-fi Channel knows it because this was originally a made-for-television movie Sci-fi Channel makes these horrible horrible, horrible made-for-tv scary movies, but it’s got this cult following kind of cuz the title. I think I think the title really kind of got everyone going like wow I have to watch that immediately and it eventually got a one-day release in theaters. So it officially is a movie that came out in theaters this year and Here I am reviewing it. This is a terrible movie obviously Wow but you guys knew that I mean it’s called sharknado I’m not telling anything you don’t know but what really actually shocked me was how poorly constructed literally everything is the acting is bottom-of-the-barrel awful The special effects are in no way special they look like aNK] 2 game.

Everywhere Chomping At Things And Like

I said they’re on land. There they’re flapping around on land and eating people. It’s not like they’re in the water. Somehow they’re on land and the editing of this film is just appalling like you have random split second shots of things just sort of blurring by the screen. Maybe a person runs by real quick you don’t know where when what happened a helicopter will be crash landing in the next shot all of a sudden it’s landed it’s fine it’s on land.

Its Nothing Never Idle Oh Boy

see the thing about sharknado is it’s definitely trying to be so bad that it’s good is it so bad that’s good. Some people will feel that way if you have the right group of people watching this movie for sitting down with your friends maybe a little bit tipsy I don’t know. If you’re just excited to watch a stupid movie, It’s one thing if you’re me who watch this by myself because I said I would it was a pretty torturous experience. Direction in this movie is non–existent. It all looks like some handheld thing that some way.

I Said Hey Okay Do That One Take

good we’re done Every single shot is half-assed every line is half-assed the special effects or half-assed everything’s half-assed about this movie. Jon heard whatever happened to him. He was the dad and home alone yet a few hits in the 90s and then all of a sudden he’s in sharknado playing a drunk old guy. I don’t know what happened here but here he is in sharknado for your entertainment not really see I don’t really want to rip this movie a new one cuz you guys know what’s gonna be bad and I’m. bad and you knew that but it really is awful like there isn’t anything about the movie that that’s well done it’s just you go to sharknado and you’re gonna laugh at the fact that it’s literally a tornado filled with sharks.

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The Thing Is Going Around And Their

idea of how to stop the tornado is to go up in a helicopter fly right next to the tornado and drop bombs into the tornado because the bombs will then explode the tornado kill all the sharks in the tornado and then everyone will be okay Somehow. I don’t really know what the logic isn’t that but this is a film where sharks breathe on land. So you know there really isn’t any logic at all. I think there really honestly annoy me about this movie was actually terror read see a lot of the actors in the movie you. Can tell they’re not taking it seriously like you.

They Know Its Awful, But She

is like she’s really trying and I guess maybe I give you her credit for that but don’t try to be an oscar-worthy actress when you’re in Sharknado why I’m not gonna spoil it for you in case. You decided to see the movie but the ending is pretty incredible like when it happened. I literally sat in my seat or like you gotta be kidding me. They’re gonna do that Oh they did it and then did that and then oh so that’s how it’s gonna be this movie really is terrible it’s I kind of hate it.

Theres Also A Lot Of Obvious Lines

that are copying off of jaws like there’s a scene where the girl is talking about this story where Sharks killed all of her friends and she’s like the Sharks took the rest. I was like really the Sharks took the rest and that was the Indianapolis so I’m Quinta Dad, the doll’s eyes black eyes and those eyes they roll over white and onion terrible high-pitched screaming I’ll never put on a life jacket again and the same character laters like we’re gonna need a bigger chopper. I was like you’ve got to be Sharknado is awful but you knew that you know I’m not telling anything you don’t know is it funny at times. It is there’s some awesome parts where Sharks just follow on people from the sky.

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I Mean How Many Times Are You Gonna

see that in the movie. For the most part I really don’t think you have to see this one maybe if you are with like a group of friends on a Friday night and you got nothing to do and you guys got some popcorn. You got some candy. You got some soda and you guys are going to get together and watch this movie on television and just laugh your butts off and in between breaks you’re going to be doing something else you’re not really going to be paying attention to it.

That Is Where Sharknado Belongs Right

there anywhere else No I’m gonna give Sharknado and F. It’s a terrible movie. It’s not good at all but like I said I mean it’s called Sharknado so you knew that already thanks as always for watching guys and if you liked this, you can click right here and get stuck my nice Oh.

Summary

A hurricane starts up on the coast of California, which eventually turns into a tornado and there’s sharks in it . There’s flying around and flying everywhere on land without water and they’re breathing and everything because that’s what sharks do they breathe on land . The editing of this film is just appalling. The acting is bottom-of-the-barrel awful. The special effects are in no way special they look like aNK] 2 game. There they’re flapping around on land and eating people. They’re chomping at things and like I said they’re on land.& Somehow they’re not like they’re in the water. Somehow they’s on land, and somehow they’re . in the . water.& It’s not like the water, and the editing of the film is appalling. It’s just appalling like you have random split second shots of things just sort of blurring by blurring. They look like they are just plain old. And there they’re…. Click here to read more and watch the full video