SimpCast DESTROYS Disney Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser Melonie Mac Brittany Venti Chrissie Mayr

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Star Cruiser, What yeah Let me pull this up. I see here like Anna’s reaction just um okay if I have to listen to that woman sing one more time. This is your twitter more fun Star Wars Galactic Star Cruiser six thousand dollars to stay Here is this where Ray drops the real Lightsaber and then picks up the thing. This is the beginning what is that a towel thrown over the banister. This is just embarrassing dinner theater is better than this.

This Is So Exactly Its Exactly

how it feels like it’s like improv 101. Yeah Yeah you dropped the real lightsaber. Remember she’s got the prop down Yeah Yeah just be careful. No drunk did a really good stream on Friday where he was going through like every single video and then watching you know some of. The the people that got exclusive access because they didn’t pay for anything and they’re like this is the best thing ever and just watching all of that.

Oh It Was So Cringy Yeah Thats

who’s here is all of like the influencers who have that early access to the star did you guys see the rock garden No I did not you want really is this supposed to be Leia here no no it just wasn’t. Crew members so like I and all of these influence they’re all releasing their videos right of the my time at the Galactic Star cruiser my time on the galactic Star Cruiser and everything they’re saying is really positive. But if you watch their videos it’s so boring like the only because the only people that are there with them are influencers so everybody has their cameras out nobody’s really. There to have a good time You know this is a this is a business exchange because you can have a good time at that place. Yeah obviously, but still like this is like a business exchange between Disney and these influencers.

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They Know This Is Like The Cheapest

commercial. They can buy right they’re gonna use these influencers use their them to put up this video free advertising for um to all of their audience because these people have such a big audience and they’re not going to be critical of it because they can’t because then they would lose their access. If they’re ever critical of what this free trip so yeah they’re going to be like Oh my god. This is so great look at this room. Even though the rooms look like bleep they’re going to talk it up and pretend that it’s not bleep you.

Know Well They Well They Pick These

people specifically one because they’re not going to talk bad about Disney They’re not going to do that. So this is who they pick the ones who are like This is great. I get a free trip. I love Disney I always talk great stuff about Disney, so they pre-pick these people to show up and they do it to make sure that they say good things there’s a reason that their videos and everything were embargoed until Friday at 9 00 a. m because Disney literally South Park Mickey is back there with a bat saying you’re saying good stuff right you’re going to say some stuff right right and that’s what they do and all of that went out there and they’re just like this is the greatest freaking thing ever but if you go back and say you watch resort Tv.

Coverage Look At The Chat And Theres

people in the chat who are like this looks like a really bad version of Dave and Buster’s yeah yeah Yeah This is not worth it. Exactly these rooms are crap I can’t believe they’re charging six thousand dollars. There’s no freaking way. This is worth this amount of money. This is crap.

This Is Not Star Wars So If

you go back and you watch the chats with these. It’s an interesting contrast between what the chat is saying and the influencers that Disney hand-picked because let’s make this distinction. Disney hand-picked the people wow for these videos so it’s interesting like like all of that stuff like I was just when I put when I saw that video game I was like this is like bleep Galaga, what is this Oh God Oh God this thing Oh the Dj is on. check it out how many guys in here are you thinking I I look I like when am I gonna get my dick sucked by a Rhodium. You know like how can I make that happen and sometimes you look at this guy out here look at this guy.

Oh, Hes Very Into It Check

it out is that the only time you have to smuggle some drugs into the cave to have a good time that person out of the way. Oh no he’s teaching him you get to dance with them. Yay Oh of this girl who went to this and it’s like her trip whatever at the end of the finally. At the very end, she was like so should you go to this could you go to star wars You know what she said she said if you enjoy theater, then you’ll love this wait let me just say looking at all of the people that are here. I don’t mean to be mean but I’m like these are the last people on earth.

I Would Want To Party With Yeah

They’re not even interesting there’s nobody jumping on tables There’s nobody like this is the best ever the off-broadway My awesome 80s prom, which is like an immersive like dinner theater experience. It’s basically the same bleep it’s very cringe. This is the worst race ever. I’m just saying it’s terrible. I hope they’re passing out drugs at this thing.

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Im Sorry, There Wouldnt Be Theres Probably A

reason why they charge you for the alcohol. You know they know you need it and if they get hardcore, everyone would just be hammered next you got it if there was like a no charge on alcohol. I always have two drinks in my hand at all times. If I I would have to at this place not for nothing but I would highly suggest bringing your own alcohol. I know right now okay We need two shots in the stomach one in the head go first since you’ve never seen star wars and just seeing this with like no context to anything what it what’s your impression.

What Do You Think Theyre Committing Cringe, But

do you want to go to this place is this as somebody that’s never seen does this like just grab you and reel you in maybe. If I were like wanting to troll like live streaming it or something but that’s about it not so genuinely like whoa I’m out here. So here is a tour of the room where’s the micro toilet. It’s very little and I don’t know if they’re trying to do this make it seem like you’re actually on a ship and there’s there’s no they don’t want you to be in your room. They want you downstairs interacting with people.

I Would Not Leave The Room I Wouldnt

leave it either. I was like I don’t want to interact with these people. They would have to kick me out look at that now bring me my drinks and my food to my room who’s gonna fit in that there was this one guy who got in it right and he goes there’s this one one guy who got in it and he’s like so I’m like six feet tall and he’s like. I mean if I just like get on my side and like curl up. This is fine what are you talking about and just curl up.

So Youre Basically You Cant Unfold Yourself

out somebody just fall on the bed like I hope I straighten up and get up. So are Y’all telling me that it cost six thousand dollars a night to sleep in this bleep prison room. No no did they charge you for drinks two nights yes two nights and yes. They charge you for alcohol and they charge you for drinks. Yeah They can get out of here They might as well have taken this and just shoved it right at their eyes can’t nobody afford six thousand dollars and then gotta pay for their own house.

It Better Be A Glory Hole

in this console here right now if you’re at disney they’re gonna bleep Nickel and dime your ass for Yeah like that’s just the base price right that’s just to go on the cruise and then when you’re there you could possibly pay a little bit more to sit at the captain’s table maybe pay to you know for a lightsaber for. the clothes for some drinks that’s just the base price and not only that it’s the lowest price at the lowest season, the lowest time of year. So if you go like say the beginning of summer or say you go during thanksgiving or God forbid if this is actually still open, then if you go during Christmas guess what that’s going to be even more money Yeah? They’re pay pegging why are they bragging about the fact they got soap pumps in the shower Yeah, but every hotel is up wow a lot of those people in that last clip of them dancing wouldn’t fit in that shower or to get to that toilet. They would have to go sideways to get down that little bleep hallway look. I’ve spent the night in a drunk tank.

This Looks Like A Drunk Tank With With

a starry window. It’s all. This one well look at that bleep right there there’s the bleep prison that this room. I don’t know if any of you guys watch the office, but when he’s living Oh my God, what’s her name his boss and like she sleeps on the bed and he sleeps on like a little thing of the bed yeah yes train bunker. This is where the Ukrainians are running hiding, Oh my god.

Why Does That Look Like An Ikea

headboard it does this whole thing hold on Imagine you’re a bleep. This is a family with three kids right they just showed what would be the equivalent of like the pull out sofa or like the cot like. I was the youngest of three kids. So I always I spent my whole childhood at any hotel we went to which was few but I would always sleep on the extra. Cot because there’s two double beds and then like my brother and sister would be in like the other bed and like I would get the bleep imagine you’re a bleep kid wait You’re going with your family.

They Wouldnt Put The Two Girls

together and make the boys sleep on the cot. You would think no no I would sit in the car or whatever had like the most bones and like things jabbing into my back. So you’re a kid going to the sweet vacation. What you think and you’ll go oh yeah I’m going to get ready. I’m pumped.

Im Going To Be In One Of

these bunk beds. This is the whole reason for coming are these bunk beds right here and then you’re on the bleep pullout Cot bleep bummer you know you can’t see the Tv because you’re laying directly under it. You don’t. Get too Tv having flashbacks there I am I’m triggered.

Summary

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