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the 1978 Star Wars Holiday special is so bizarre. It haunts our yuletide sugar plum visions. It’s even inspired a new guardians of the Galaxy holiday special debuting this thing is so weird. We had to give it a bootleg breakdown What the blumin is the bootleg breakdown you asked well why didn’t you pay attention last time bootleg breakdowns are where i dive into the scummy ponds of the cheesiest Crumbiest Campiest specials in movies that are just so bad They make Eric boss go. Tommy please stop calling me this late just go do it yourself well thanks Eric now that uncle Tommy has the wheel I’m going to guide you through the unintentionally hilarious moments that happened throughout this Star Wars story In this case WTf stands for what the force these aren’t criticisms.
These Are Celebrations.
celebrations of the reasons we should all know and love this story no matter how ridiculous it is so don’t have a bad feeling about this. The Star Wars holiday special debuted in 1978, just one year after the first Star Wars movie, a new hope fans looking for an extension of the lore and story of the first Star Wars film were instead treated to a 90-minute fever dream that seems less about Star Wars and more about Star Wars with the dollar signs instead of asses get it like sweet sweet cash Baby Moolah credits books in this breakdown. I’m going to explain how this special served as a baby step in Star Wars journey from film and saga into brand and franchise merchandise talking about you people who bought the Jar Jar Binks watches I’m one of those people. The first WTF moment is literally the first.
Of The Whole Special From The Cold Open
with Han and Chewie that establishes Chewbacca has a family to the opening credits that just feel so not Star Wars-y musical guest Max Rebo, We even get teased the Robert Smigiel-esque cartoon Why isn’t there just a crawl isn’t that what Star Wars is about. Also it kind of spoils the special guests that you have coming up later in the episode when you announce them in the opening credits. However, the most unforgivable element of this is that they dogged my boy Kenny Baker R2D2 as R2D2 R2D2s himself. There’s a person in there the kids need to know that there’s a person in here too. Chewy is heading home to Kashyyyk to celebrate Life Day with his family, setting up a location that will become canon in later Star Wars films Revenge of the Sith depicted the battle of Kashyyyk, forcing us to spell it with three wise as in why are we spelling it this way Oh right.
The Writers Of The Star Wars Holiday
special were paid by the letter. Life Day also came back in the pilot episode of The Mandalorian that is why this is required viewing I was hoping to be free for Life day. Dave Filoni needs us all to have the same insane fandom that he has get on the bus drink The kool-aid Oh yeah spelled with three wise. We get our next wtf moment when we meet the Chewbacca family. Why do they all sound the same the important thing is they’re playing with toys both itchy and.
Are Playing With X-Wing Toys And They
seem to be having a great time. I want to play with an X-wing toy consume can we talk about how their names are Itchy and Lumpy and now. I understand that Chewie is an abbreviation of Chewbacca, but that would mean that their names are like Lumpaka and Ichbaka. I’m gonna guess their nicknames because otherwise star wars WTf and this time I mean what the blumin we’re not going to sugarcoat it for you kids Even though this is a holiday special we’re going to get raw new rock stars after Dawn Nr stands for not raided. In this episode it’s rated and we will be flagged.
We Stay With Chewbacca Son Lumpy For Wtf
Moment number three, which is a bat blumin Cirque du Soleil Fever dream evidently Lumpy can summon a janky tumbling troop from. What I can only assume is their permanent prison in hell simply by pushing a button on a prop that is clearly a tape recorder who out there was watching this saying I hope they don’t do cool star wars blumin instead I hope they focus on a poorly choreographed holographic tumbling routine really this whole segment seems to answer the question how much cocaine is too much cocaine. We finally get some Luke skywalker action with WTF moment number four. Now remember Eric Voss gives you easter eggs. I give you cow patties moments that make you go god.
I Wish I Had Never Seen
this luke is here to save the day by problematically telling Chewbacca’s wife Mala that she needs to smile come on let’s see a little smile wow a curveball from the chosen Luke Basically suggested Chewbacca isn’t gonna want to come home. home and spend life day with his shrewish standoffish wife. I think that’s the conflict in the Star Wars holiday special Han and Chewie are late for a family party. I guess it’s really hard to be sure, though because we are forced to watch four minutes of amateur tumbling in between scenes WTF moment has got to be art Carny Art Carney is a comedy legend and this scene actually feels kind of star Wars-y because it features a good guy tricking a bad guy ultimately, though it’s just a transaction scene designed to introduce new products that they could sell to consumers. Speaking of which hand sanitizer is still a super important and in demand product.
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I Can Only Imagine That The Writers Conceived
of a spin-off star Wars variety show set in the universe starring people like Carney Corman and a guest star we’re gonna get to later I don’t know so the writing staff of this special is actually made up of late night Tv writers and writers who write for award shows like Bruce Valanche and it makes sense because the story is basically. In vignettes some funnier than others to be honest. The problem is none of it really makes sense and none of it feels really authentic to Star Wars Harvey Corman for his part is actually pretty hilarious, but why am I watching him as an alien named Gormanda instead of Luke Leia Han. I told you art Carney was coming back and I am so sorry to share this scene with you. I don’t know why he thinks that in the midst of an imperial search of Chewbacca’s home itchy Chewbacca’s father needs to watch a Vr porn, but he does and I don’t think I’m reading into this too much.
This Is Definitely Supposed To Be Sexual.
Why is this happening When I watched this special to do the breakdown. I turned this down so that my mom couldn’t hear me watching it. I’m a man in my 30s. I’ve kissed a girl before with a lot of detective tests determined that was a lie I get it.
Diane Carroll Is Beautiful But Isnt
there a more nuanced way to keep Horny adult attention on this special without a five-minute Cyber sex video of all of the celebrity vignettes. The one that makes the most sense is Jefferson Starship showing up in another virtual reality segment in real life. They were pretty trippy spaced out band that definitely seems like they would be at home sharing a double bill with the cantina band plus you know they were gonna go and try and make a record soundtrack of this special and sell a million copies. Even though this flopped it did pave the way for the star Wars holiday album Christmas in the Stars, which I Kid you not featured a duet between R2D2 and Bon Jovi all right. Talk about the cartoon.
This Is The First Segment Where Wtf Actually
stands for wow This is fun. This cartoon has lots of great stuff. Boba Fett is introduced into the Star Wars universe and he’s already being a bastard. We get snarky droids and Harrison Ford just basically refusing to participate what happened My guess is they brought in an impersonator probably Mark Hamill. This was the most fun part of the special for me as a first-time viewer to be honest again.
Even This Cartoon Felt Like It
was obviously a potential spin-off for future animated projects, but i just don’t see animation being a huge part of Star Wars moving forward just kidding at least. This was fun Star Wars content not just cringy merchandising opportunities so thumbs up for the cartoon okay saving the best WTF for last in this truly way too long segment starring. Harvey Corman and every possible alien costume they had in the warehouse. I mean we got everybody including I think a werewolf. It starts as a comedy sketch that isn’t really that funny at all.
Aside From Harvey Korman Drinking Through The
top of his head and it ends with B Arthur appeasing this wretched Hive with a free round of drinks after they threatened to kill her Ooh and a song called good night but not goodbye goodnight but not goodbye which at this point in the special it probably should have been again. This song is sung as a reward for all of the bad aliens not murdering her. There is definitely something funny about her being charmed by the clientele doing the bare minimum and just like that one brisk hour and 37 minutes later the Star Wars holiday special comes to an end thank the maker. Chewbacca was reunited with his family, which I guess was the point look I love Star Wars Harrison Ford is my favorite actor of all time, but I can’t imagine if I was a kid in 1978. After watching this it really seems like they hired a bunch of writers who had never seen or heard of Star Wars and tasked them with selling a bunch of toys and records.
I Guess Little Kids Might Like Itchy And
lumpy the same way that little kids like Jar Jar so what is the legacy of this special. I mean much like the fantastic four video we discussed last time. This is really meant to be forgotten. It’s a weird misstep in the galaxy far far away.
I Will Say Its Essential Viewing For
any Star Wars fan because if you don’t love Star Wars at its holiday special you don’t deserve. Star Wars at its Empire strikes back so give it a watch and let me know what you think also as always hit me with suggestions for other long-forgotten terrible properties that you’d like to see me cover for future bootleg breakdown shoot me a comment on the discord by becoming a patron at Patreon. com Newrockstars comment down below follow me on instagram and Twitter at Tommybach told follow new rockstars and subscribe for more bootleg breakdowns may the force be with you you.
The Star Wars holiday special debuted in 1978, just one year after the first Star Wars movie . It’s even inspired a new guardians of the Galaxy holiday special debuting this thing is so weird. We had to give it a bootleg breakdown . The first WTF moment is literally the first . of the whole special from the cold open with Han and Chewie that establishes Chewbacca has a family to the opening credits that just feel so not Star Wars-y musical guest Max Rebo, We even get teased the Robert Smigiel-esque cartoon Why isn’t there just a crawl isn’t that what Star Wars is about.& Also it kind of spoils the Star Wars with the dollar signs instead of asses get it like sweet sweet cash Baby Moolah credits books in this breakdown. I’m going to explain how this special served as a baby step in Star Wars journey from film and saga into brand and franchise merchandise talking about you people who bought the Jar Jar Binks watches…. Click here to read more and watch the full video