Video Creator’s Channel Jeremy Jahns

Okay So By Now We All Know The Routine

of the quasi holiday known as Halloween. You stay home kids knocking at your door. They ask for candy and they take you for all you’re worth, forcing you to piss away a free night staying inside and catering to the five to 16-year old freeloaders of our society for some reason. We’ve adopted this tradition in which it’s okay for adult strangers to dress in costumes to give candy to kids yeah now we know why Roman Polanski’s trying to get back in and this year. Halloween falls on a Saturday one of our two much-needed days of rest.

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I Mean Why Couldnt The Illuminati Or

the Rothschilds or Colonel Sanders or whoever determines these things do with Halloween what they did with Thanksgiving and make it fall on like every third Monday in October or something and no. can chalk it up to accuracy because wasn’t Jesus born in like April we celebrate his birthday in December I mean that’s a four-month epic fail on the celebration of the birth of the Messiah or eight, depending on how you look at it so come on surely we can move Halloween to an already useless day like Monday or something but since that’s just not going to happen, we’re expected to sit home this Saturday and give out candy well. I say not this year. We are going to take this Saturday back for ourselves so socially expected that you stay in on Saturday and give out candy because if you stay in on Saturday and Don’t give out candy and just let the doorbell ring or open the door and be like sorry. I don’t have candy your neighbors are going to Shun you is the stain of.

Cul-De-Sac Or The Suburbs Or Wherever It Is

that you live and if you decide to go out and actually have a life on a Saturday like people do then you’re branded the humbug dick of the neighborhood. In any case your conscience is just going to eat at you because you know your neighbors like kids Don’t look at him Don’t go into his yard. He’s a dick in any case. It’s safe to say that we’ve been taught that we can’t have our cake and eat it too. I say there’s a way for you to have your Saturday night and maintain your neighborhood status quo and all you need to dodge a wasted.

Saturday Night In Is A Candy

bowl, a piece of paper, a magic marker and scotch tape and what comes next is pretty easy. You then take the marker and write take one please. piece of paper and tape it to the candy bowl like so you then put the empty labeled candy bowl outside and that’s it you’re done simple easy and damn near free to do it is now your free Saturday night to do what you want you do not have to stay inside and give out candy any in every group that comes to your door will see the empty bowl with the note and think to themselves Damn kids does this thing to some 16-year old douchebag Punk came three minutes before them and shamelessly cleaned you out. I mean the absolute worst case scenario is you enjoy your Saturday night and maintain your status among the people of the neighborhood, but if you are really lucky you get to martyr yourself among your community as the person who put his trust in the youth of America and got. Then you go ahead and enjoy all the free beer and food.

You Get It The Next Neighborhood Barbecue

and there’s no need to thank me. It is what I do, but if you genuinely have no qualms about what your neighbors think to you. This is still just kind of fun to do so. There you go go out on Saturday night and have fun because in this economy you can’t be shelling out hard-earned money to create gluttons of kids that you’ve never seen before and will certainly never see again. You can take all that money you would have spent on kids candy and go buy something for yourself or buy something for your chick or the bar skank that keeps eyeballing you.

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After Shes Had Seven Shots Of Something That

looks like Piss and then pay for the doctor Bill and she gives you the clap. It’s more fun than getting a razor blade in an apple. I think so I’m Jeremy and you have a good Halloween I’m just glad I could help.

Summary

Halloween falls on a Saturday one of our two much-needed days of rest . Why couldn’t the Illuminati or the Rothschilds or Colonel Sanders do with Halloween what they did with Thanksgiving and make it fall on like every third Monday in October or something . If you stay in on Saturday and Don’t give out candy and just let the doorbell ring or open the door and be like sorry. If you decide to go out and actually have a life on Saturday like people do then you’re branded the humbug dick of the neighborhood.& In any case your conscience is just going to eat at you because you know your neighbors like kids. Don’t look at him Don’t go into his yard. He’s a dick in any case.& I say not this year.& We are going to take this Saturday back for ourselves. It’s safe to say that we’ve been taught that we don’t have candy and don’t go out on Saturday. Don’t open your door….. Click here to read more and watch the full video