The Adventures of Stoke Mandeville Astronaut and Gentleman Episode Two

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Ow.

You hit me Ah! Sorry about that old chap, but you were starting to babble. I had to lay you out for your own good. You do understand. Where’s Rachael It’s all right.

I Managed To Get Us Away.

Feeling any better No I’m not. You punched me in the face! Hmm. Not like you to winge, Carstairs. Haven’t gone soft on me, have you I don’t know what-Argh-I’ve got a horrible taste in my mouth.

-Oh Rubbish-Its Carbolic.

Should get rid of the worst effects of the poison. Lucky I got to you in time. What You think I was poisoned in that restaurant Of course you were-garlic! Smelt it a mile off. Seems you’ve been a bit careless, Carstairs old boy.

-Stop Calling Me Uk My Name Is

Graham Pe–That’s it! Take deep breaths. Soon have That’s it! Take deep breaths. Soon have you back to normal. I don’t smoke. Oh come on-it’s your favourite UK Oldfield’s Invigorating Shag.

-What-Oh Come Uk Uk Uk Uk Uk

I want to see you finish the bowl. Er, look, you’re very kind, but I’ve had enough. I really must. . .

Good God, Man-Dont Open That Door!

Now, I don’t mean you any harm. It’s just. . . what’s that What’s what It’s a porthole.

Outside.

. . over there! Well, that one’s the Earth and that one’s the Moon. Oh come on-we’ve seen those before.

Whats The Matter With You, Carstairs

You seem a little out of sorts. . . . I think I’d better sit down.

Good, Yes.

Have a few more puffs of that. . Yes, I think I will. Jolly good, now, brace UK I’m afraid I’ve got a bit of bad news.

The Carriage A Bit Of Bad

news. The Carriage has taken a bit of a battering. . I had to improvise with a mallet and an empty tin of Wotherspoon’s Gentleman’s Soup. Right.

Its Not All Bad News, Though.

I think if we take it steadily, we should have enough coal to get to Mars. Good. -Nearly there, in fact. Right, I’d best get back to the controls.

  • poison
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  • babble
  • soup
  • carbolic

Take A Look In The Wardrobe.

See If you can’t find yourself something decent to wear. -Just got to set the landing computer. Now then, you still haven’t really told me what was going on back there. Who was the long-haired chap with the funny voice UK That was Rachael UK Funny name for a chap.

He Isnt A Chap, Hes A Woman.

Ah, UK he was wearing trousers. Yes. Odd, that. I’ll say.

Where Was That Say.

Where was that place, anyway It wasn’t Switzerland was it Yes. . . it was.

That Ought To Do It.

Had a bit of trouble, actually. Lucky I got you out, then. Well, you must tell me all about it Later. Right, first things UK we need to get you ready for landing.

Oh Good Grief, Carstairs, You Cant Go

out on Mars like that. What I’ll need a space-suit, won’t I No no, I mean you’re just not dressed for it. Right, er. .

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helmet, boots Pinstripes! You’re wearing pinstripes, man! You can’t wear those on Mars! What would people think Right. . .

Wont I Need Oxygen, Then No, Its All

a matter of good breathing techni-You’re worrying me, Carstairs! Surely I needn’t be telling you this. I’m not Carstairs! Well, you’d You’d better be soon, because we’re expected for tea at Mars UK Now, let’s see if I can pick you out something in corduroy. .

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Summary

Carstairs was poisoned in a restaurant . Carstairs had to improvise with a mallet and an empty tin of Wotherspoon’s Gentleman’s Soup . The Carriage has taken a bit of a battering. I think if we take it steadily, we should have enough coal to get to Mars.&-Stop calling me UK My name is Graham Pe–That’s it! Take deep breaths.& Soon have you back to normal.& I don’t smoke. I want to see you finish the bowl.& Er, look, you’re very kind, but I’ve had enough. I really must. I had to lay you out for your own good.& Good God, man-don’t open that door! Now, I’ve got a porthole. It’s over there! Well, that one’s the Earth and that one of the Moon.& Over there, well, that is the Earth.& over there, that’s the Moon and Earth….. Click here to read more and watch the full video