Which Avengers Are Virgins Superhero Supervillain Sex Life Breakdown BQ

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the big question the podcast that gives you too much information about the sex life of comic book characters or um I guess to keep that Cca approval of the lack thereof Because I’m sure s cap told dude somebody you had to watch at school kids. It is great to wait and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing Oh Peter Peter you’re taking that the wrong way no no no oh there goes that stamp of approval dang it Oh wow been there been there don’t tell us damn it We almost had it back whoops whoops at daisies. I’m Eric boss here with me to check these super hero V cards like some bouncer at a sex night club. Tommy Beck told who actually once worked alongside me as a bouncer at a Hollywood sex nightclub. That we like to call ios Oh yes every layer of that beloved curse in space oozing with the essence of comedy and romance and also which just smells like desperation and body sweat, which meant sweat and the the couches of people’s parents that lived in the greater Los Angeles area who donated those couches also remember when we were bouncers we had to give people a permanent stamp on their wrist.

People Loved Them.

You know where if you were wearing a white shirt and it was in the ac was broken as it often was yeah Don’t cross your arms because you’re going to ruin that shirt well great to be here Eric as usual much like the heroes that we’re gonna talk about today My sex life is confusing at times uneventful and at other times so eventful that it requires multiple spin-off books anyway sex. be a very awkward and uncomfortable subject especially the longer you wait but you know what that’s totally okay We put too much of it on pedestals all kinds of things on pedestals Yeah, so our question that Tommy’s going to tackle today a tommy tackle yes. Although we have explored the question of which superheroes can or can’t bang based on you know their anatomy or their powers but one thing we have not explored which superheroes are virgins and you know virgins by choice or by um lack of opportunity. I guess looking at you Donatello of the ninja turtles Eric as as is appropriate with any discussion of sex there’s no pressure here we’re not pressuring anybody everyone here is free to move at their own pace, but let’s start with our virgins by anatomy.

The The People Who Remain Pure Through

no fault of their. Own God just didn’t give them the parts to get down with or took away their parts to get down with that’s true or God cursed them either way. These are people that ain’t getting it on as they say Oh, let’s start with Groot We’re talking about full-grown adult group for those of you that are about to get you know all fired up about this we’re talking about adult group from guardians one he reproduces asexually so in a way group bleep all the time. Groot is constantly having sex with himself. I’m doing it right now, which is a lot like how things were for me from age 15 to 18 to 19.

Actually 15 To 37 To Be Honest With

you just keep rounding up that’s a year in the future, but I’m going to assume things aren’t going to get any better you need me. Be in Holodeck 4. next We have Ben Grimm aka the thing who has no genitalia in rock form what is bleep end of the stick that he got a few days in space. It’ll be great what’s the worst that could happen you’re gonna turn into a giant rock with no penis perfect. However, Ben Grimm was a college football star and if I know anything about playing college football which I do because I did some people get laid on the team presumably.

I Sure Didnt So He Might Have Got

it on if he was a quarterback. It stands to reason that he would very sexy yeah college age. Michael Chiklis. He’s picking up all the chick and he’s never chick less yeah Oh he’s chick moore. He’s tons of chicks.

Then We Have Rogue Unfortunate Rogue,

who is so powerful that if she touches someone they. will die so in some comics she has dampened her powers in order to have intercourse so good for her for making herself small as all women are taught to do just kidding delete that John Don’t record that she dampens her powers and so yeah, But is it the real thing If she’s not going 100. I need full sense from rogue you know next go to our next category death not virgins definitely not virgins. These are people we have talked about in previous episodes. We have the Hulk planet Hulk Grey Hulk.

This Dude Gets Down All The

time presumably. He has to do a lot of redecorating because I can’t imagine intercourse with him resolves in a lot of beds staying intact. I would assume he’s a bed breaker. You know there’s nothing wrong with that or who has time for her beds when you’re Hulk. that’s right, Hulk smash Hulk build Ikea furniture after breaking bad sorry Janet and then there’s Superman who has sex with Lois Lane and has kids with her in story lines and movies starring Kevin Spacey that we can’t talk about then there’s wonder woman and let’s face it.

Diana Is Boldly Sexually Liberated And

that’s a good thing so let’s talk about the ones who are the the what we understand a virgin to be it’s like it’s not necessarily about their anatomy right right what is it really about it’s a question of their character’s identity their priorities their timidness, politeness emotional barriers a lot of it’s all in your head. You know. I mean I can remember as you said so eloquently earlier the longer you wait the more stressful it gets because there’s all these expectations that you’re supposed to do it and it’s going to. Be this incredible thing or it’s going to be this terrible thing All the more reason to do it even faster, but what does that do it breeds fear and we can’t. We can’t put up emotional barriers Eric we have to we have to go into this with it with a sense of excitement and wonder and and understand that everyone’s human or superhuman or metahuman and hey and we should say for some people.

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Its Not A Point Of Anxiety.

It’s a point of pride. Some people are as they say involuntary celibate which we definitely have some in cells on our list we’re gonna get too right that’s right and in our comments so we’ll get to them as well so oh no so let’s start off with Spiderman aka Peter Parker in the Mcu. Peter Parker is probably a virgin because he’s 17 and he’s super. Nerdy It’s doubtful that M Mj went that far in the final minutes of far from home, although sure what a great place Europe were they in.

I Believe Europe Is A Great Place To

lose your virginity Yeah! They had one final night in the ruins of London. They could maybe I went to Europe as a young man and I’ll be honest with you. I kept my virginity and I kept it with full authority based on his reaction to the blonde agent who told him to take off his clothes. He’s probably very unfamiliar with that sort of intimacy so stances in the mcu our Peter Parker is a virgin. However, in the comics No no No No no my friend Peter Parker is getting it on with Mary Jane all the time he is getting nasty.

He Is Staying Classy Hes Getting

bougie He’s getting ratchet. and episode in issue 50 Aunt may actually walks in on them does not join because it’s not a pornhub weird simulated scenario, but she does walk in. So then We have Peter getting married MJ. Later in the comics and let’s presume that they have a healthy marriage and have sex and then in one timeline they actually have a daughter and I don’t know if I was lied to in biology class, but a child usually requires intercourse if you’re watching this video Your parents have elected for you not to be present in the health class for a discussion of human reproduction and another issue. Peter Parker’s radioactive semen actually gives MJ cancer which is you know definitely an abstinence tool you could be at risk for a number of sexually transmitted diseases.

Something To Persuade People Yeah That Feels

like abstinence propaganda like do not have. sex because the semen is radioactive and we’ll give you cancer that’s no pimple Michael you mean cancer that’s like seventh grade health class Chlamydia Gonorrhea herpes cancer from radioactive semen all on the table. If you’re gonna risk it guys the only way to truly prevent any of those is abstinence or vibranium. Let’s move on to our next our next potential virgin. This this is so creepy our next potential version Yes what are we doing to them? Let’s move on to our next subject Captain America.

Steve Rogers Very Wholesome Very Very Awes

very all-american in the Mcu possibly he may be a virgin. He could have had sex on the Uso tour or during his time in World War Ii, France with Peggy or private Lorraine Hello, But he’s pretty much a boy scout and in an avengers deleted scene he flirts with a waitress, which is like you know his game is pretty weak plus we’ve got free wireless radio and end game. Writers talked about a scene idea showing steve living with Sharon Carter, but that didn’t happen because again this isn’t a pornhub incest scenario so like he can’t just date all generations. We don’t know if it’s incest. I guess it’s just depends how you interpret hey if it’s possible to interpret it as incest.

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Its Incest Thats What I Say You

always have to assume the worst in people anyway back to the virgins. Presumably he banged Peggy Carter when he went back in time, but we never see. it happen and you know the rules are the same for him as it were for me when my friends bullied me when I was a junior in high school. If you haven’t seen it it didn’t happen so our friend Steve Rogers is most definitely a virgin. In the end yeah, Hey he could have talked about in that final scene.

Sam Was Asking Him For For The Details

yes and he goes no. I don’t think I will so until you do spill that tea cap you’re a verge. Also Sam chill out maybe just let the guy have his own personal life. Sam’s like first thought was like how much sex did you have. While you went back in time tell me everything you must have had sex.

What 15 16 Times All Right

in the comics sorry my friends kept staying getting nasty okay a lot. He sleeps with Peggy Carter At one point he sleeps with Scarlet witch and let me tell you that’s a range. You know that’s showing an eclectic taste in sexual partners. So one can literally make your nightmares come true and the other one is Scarlet witch Hey and this goes to show you kids.

Summary

The New Rockstars podcast tackles the big question about the sex life of comic book characters . Tommy Beck told who actually once worked alongside me as a bouncer at a Hollywood sex nightclub. My sex life is confusing at times uneventful and at times so eventful that it requires multiple spin-off books anyway sex.& be a very awkward and uncomfortable subject especially the longer you wait but you know what that’s totally okay. We put too much of it on pedestals. The podcast that gives you too much information about the sexual life of characters or um I guess to keep that Cca approval of the lack thereof. It is great to wait and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing. Oh Peter Peter you’re taking that the wrong way no no no oh there goes that stamp of approval dang it. We almost had it back whoops whoops at daisies. Oh wow been there been there were there. I’m Eric boss here with me…. Click here to read more and watch the full video